1.Munchausen's Syndrome By Proxy

作詞:Brian Setzer, Jonnie Barnett, Lee Rocker, Slim Jim Phantom

Here they come, armed with accusations
And the ability to speak is all that makes them dangerous
If you open your eyes when they're moving their lips
You'll be sure to see that they're full of it and I'm not buying
in

You won't make one valid point
And you'll never concede this as validity
Here they come, armed with aggravation
And they never bother to question, 'What's my motivation?'

But if you open your eyes
When they're moving their lips
You'll be sure to see that they're full of it
And I'm not buying in

This is not a modern anomaly
It's been going on for centuries
You're buying in
And I'm cashing out

This is not a modern anomaly
It's been going on for centuries
And you're just repeating
The worst parts of history